Schiit Is Bananas

I put my order in, and it shipped. Awesome. If you check the Schiit website, you might see that a number of products they sell are on back order, and at the time of this writing the Freya S was listed on back order by about a month. This component is the piece I need to have a well-rounded stack, because I feel like my Vidar isn’t being “encouraged” enough by my Topping DX3 Pro+. It’s more of a source than a preamp, I feel. But the Freya, though. That thing is supposed to be a powerhouse, with the discrete Nexus gain stage. Apparently it’ll wrestle an extra 19dB out of your line in without distorting the hell out of it.

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Mad Max: Fury Road

I have so many things to say about this movie. It’s hard to even sort out where the fuck to start, but I think I have an idea. I think that if there’s one single scene that describes this movie perfectly, it has to be the introduction of the “Guitar Stage Car”. Yep. You read that correctly. It’s a fucking car outfit with a shit-ton of speakers, a mini stage, and a dude playing a flame-throwing guitar while wearing some crazy leather bondage outfit. I guess he just shreds while they go out on raids and shit, I dunno. But this fuckin movie, man. This movie is seriously eleven-out-of-ten over the top.

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God Dammit

There really isn’t anything worse than traveling for work and not having access to any of the resources you require to complete the task. I’m here because I need to earn a living to support myself and my family, and my time is precious to me. So wasting it an dragging out the time I’m apart from my family isn’t a great way to curry favor with me. It’s going to view your organization as the joke that it is.

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Redirected

How annoying. I hate it when people treat your time as though it has no value. We’re all on this rock for essentially the blink of an eye and I’ve already lost a third of existence to sleep. Then mankind had to go and invent something stupid like the economy, so now I get to dedicate another third of my life to making someone else money. Awesome. So I’m 66% down and you want to waste my time even further? No thanks, man. Hard pass on that. At least I’m still getting paid, but I guess the part that burns isn’t the money, it’s the respect. Show me respect by not wasting my time, eh?

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Contentment

I finally know what it’s like. All those things people say about what it means to really be in love, how people lord over it as a concept and put these really tight constraints on what it means to be in love- I get it. I can see why people would gatekeep a feeling like this. It feels like a crime to dilute it and allow lesser emotions any stage presence. It makes sense, finally.

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Neato

I think working on my blog is a damned neat hobby. The result looks like a well-oiled machine even though I don’t know how to make a well-oiled machine. It’s just super cool. I just wrote my last post detailing how I automatically generate webp thumbnails for every markdown image I use in blog posts. Not gonna lie- Hugo is fucking amazing. It’s blazing fast, easy to understand, relatively few bugs, and does exactly what you expect it to (within the confines of expecting Go Html Template).

Here, have a couple memes.

Oppressed Vote for Trump

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Hugo Template Render Hooks

This was a tough nut to crack. I’m totally new to Go Html Templates and Go itself, and I’ve never really used anything outside of Jekyll. It took me a minute, but I wound up coming up with this:

{{ $image := (resources.Get .Destination) }}
{{ with $image }}
    {{ if eq $image.MediaType.SubType "svg" }}
        <a data-fancybox="image" href="{{ $image.RelPermalink }}" data-caption="{{ with $.Title }}{{ . }}{{ end }}">
            <img src="{{ $image.RelPermalink }}" {{ with $.Text }} alt="{{ . }}" {{ end }} {{ with $.Title}} title="{{ . }}"{{ end }} />
        </a>
    {{ else }}
        {{ $resize := .Fill "200x165 webp q80" }}
        <a data-fancybox="image" href="{{ $image.RelPermalink }}" data-caption="{{ with $.Title }}{{ . }}{{ end }}">
            <img src="{{ $resize.RelPermalink }}" {{ with $.Text }} alt="{{ . }}" {{ end }} {{ with $.Title}} title="{{ . }}"{{ end }} />
        </a>
    {{ end }}
{{ end }}

Apparently I have a *.svg file on my blog somewhere, because that was a thing I had to catch right away for this to work. So I had to move all my images out of static and into assets for it to work, first of all. Then I had to figure out how to query a parent context, so I could fill in Text and Title with the images. That’s what the $ is in $.Text. It’s the parent context outside of $image.

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