I know all you retarded crypto-bros out there want to pretend like there are sweeping conspiracies involving lunatics like John McAfee and Jeffrey Epstein. First and foremost, let me say that Jeffrey Epstein is not a subject I’ll weigh in on for this post. It’s far outside the scope of this post and involves more money and compromising situations than John McAfee, and it’s ultimately a far different story. Yes, Epstein was insane, but a different type of insanity than McAfee. It seems like John really wanted to be relevant after he had long jumped the shark, so grew from this void in his soul the pirate John who does mountains of blow and marries prostitutes.

.@SBF_FTX, we appreciate that you've been candid in your discussions about what happened at #FTX. Your willingness to talk to the public will help the company's customers, investors, and others. To that end, we would welcome your participation in our hearing on the 13th.

— Maxine Waters (@RepMaxineWaters) December 2, 2022

Woah, excuse me? What the ever-living fucking goddamned excuse me, what? Maxine Waters clearly must’ve received at least ten million from Sam Bankman-Fried given the above tweet. She absolutely must’ve been on the payroll to be so absurdly coy with him right now. This motherfucker perpetrated what stands to be the biggest fraud in crypto EVER, and here we have Maxine Waters blowing him kisses across the pond.

I’ve been blogging for a while, but as you can already tell, I’ve been just sort of haphazard expelling the contents of my brain pan onto the keybaord. It’s messy sometimes. I’m thinking about trying to A) commit to writing posts daily pertaining to current events or things in my mind that day that I might feel passionately about. I’d also like to B) try and keep the content somewhat pertinent to more individuals than just myself.

The shit we’re seeing happen right now is utterly wild. Mass “White Paper Protests” are sweeping through China in response to Xi’s “Zero COVID” lockdown policy. I started following a Chinese dissident on Mastodon and I’ve been tracking protest information through that account. It’s quite wild. It makes me wonder if this is the start of the end of Xi, or if he’s going to pull another Tiananmen Square. More innocent civilian bloodshed just because an old man clings to power, knowing he would be assassinated if he ever faltered. A totalitarian dictator deserving of the bullet of an assassin, Xi is not an elected official. He’s a dictator.

First and foremost, fuck corporations. Fuck FAANG. Fuck billionaires, including Bezos and Musk. Fuck everyone who worships billionaires and corporations, too. You’re all subhuman bootlickers, with few to no exceptions. Pundits like Charlie Kirk and Brett Cooper are also subhuman trash, because they’re trying to “reign in” on free voices like mine, to drown us out and prevent us from letting you know that you too can be free. Fuck those animals. They’re garbage.

I’ve taken shits less offensive than Donald Trump. And, let me be clear here; not a single one of them could ever be described as “rosy”. The reality is that the right has settled on advancing an individual as “our guy”, who is a lecherous billionaire who has zero concern for the people of his country. Fuck Donald Trump. Voting for Trump is a really effective way to communicate how much of a selfish cunt you are. The irony is ever-increasing as you start to consider that his constituents vocally support “God and country”. Irony of ironies that the party of selfish cuntism is also the most spiritual. Except it isn’t ironic at all if you’re even remotely familiar with christianity. Christianity and Islam are the same type of bullshit lies while simultaneously being slightly different from one another, and yet the exact same kind of garbage. Fuck Christians, fuck muslims too, and especially fuck the GOP.

It fascinates me to see Republican lawmakers tout how “gun bans don’t work” when in the same breath they’ll support any and every attempt at Iranian nuclear de-proliferation. So let’s get something straight, here, Ted Cruz; You’ll support nuclear de-proliferation in Iran but not de-proliferation of guns at home? Hmm, I wonder- why is that, Ted? It’s probably because Ted is bankrolled heavily by American arms manufacturers. Ted knows that bans on assault weapons work. Ted is fully aware that those laws are statistically significant, but he’ll fight them tooth and nail because his corporate masters will ensure he retires on piles of millions so long as he keeps them wealthy enough to do so.

Comcast fails me completely yet again. Go to connect to my home ssh server (as I always do) and get no response. So I check the Comcast app and see that, of course, Comcast is experiencing issues. Of course they are. Any time my shit is offline, it’s because of them, not because of me. I run commercial grade networking gear. They must be running the same bullshit they try to sell you when you sign up, because their shit is never working. Fucking assholes. Do I get any remuneration for these outages? Of course not, because I’ve been a customer for a long time. They know they’ve got my money, the greedy fucking pigs. Comcast has to be the worst internet provider I’ve ever had. The games they play with prices are worse than their customer support, too. What a shitty company. I wouldn’t even bother with these fuckers if it weren’t for the fact that they have a local monopoly where I live.